Me too am smart. Me can holed sine at demmunstrashun. And just liek my frend sayz, "Hukked On Eboniks wurkked fore me!!" (via Captian's Quarters):
SIGN READS "Let ARE kids walk!!"
These kids spend years in school, on taxpayer dime, supposedly getting an education in how to...oh, I don't know...read, write, spell, add 2 and 2 to get something other than 5. But, nah, I guess the teachers are too busy with their indoctrination classes in homosexuality and evolution to give a flip about actually teaching kids things they might need to know to get a job.