(With apologies to Horatio Spafford and Phillip Bliss)
When cash like a river attendeth my way,
When I drive around in a Rolls;
That Jesse hath taught me to name and to claim,
It is well, it is well with my soul!
When my car(when my car)
Is a Rolls (is a Rolls)
It is well, it is well with my soul!
Oh Adam has given authority to me
To ask for a house full of gold.
Because GOD had promised some guy long ago
He must give me the wish of my soul!
When my house (when my house)
Fills with gold (fills with gold)
It is well, it is well with my soul!
My wealth, oh the bliss of this glorious thought,
My wealth, every day, shall He grow!
Because His ah-NOIN-tin' has fallen over me!
Oh cha-ching! Oh cha-ching! says my soul!
Oh my wealth (oh my wealth)
Shall He grow (shall He grow)
It is well, it is well with my soul!
And LORD haste the day when my bank account shall be
So big that my barns cannot hold
That great double blessing that Jesse hath said
Shall abound, shall abound to my soul!
When my barns (oh my barns)
Cannot hold (cannot hold)
It is well, it is well with my soul!
