Rove to resign, dKos begins drooling

Karl Rove--the mastermind behind the Bush II White House, 9/11, the Valarie Plame fiasco, the Iraq War, AIDS, Watergate, Hitler, and the War of 1812--will resign at the end of August (via WSJ Online):

Karl Rove is quitting the Bush White House.

In an interview with Wall Street Journal editorial page Editor Paul Gigot, Mr. Rove says he thinks "it's just time," that he's "got to do this for the sake of my family," and that he would have left earlier but didn't want to depart on the sour note of last fall's Republican rout by Democrats in the midterm elections. So effective Aug. 31, Mr. Rove says, he will relinquish the job of White House deputy chief of staff and longtime role of political overseer for the career of President Bush.

So to all you at the Daily Kooks Kos, the Puffington Host, and all the other rabid, foaming-at-the-mouth left -wing sites out there, you won't have to worry about ol' Rover pulling another 9/11 (/sarc).