Estranged, with an emphasis on "strange"

Well, "Bishop" Weeks is seeking alimony from his estranged meal ticket, Profitess "Prophetess" Juanita Bynum. From the Atlanta Journal-Constitution:

The estranged husband of national evangelist Juanita Bynum on Wednesday denied that his wife was a victim of cruel treatment in a response to her divorce filing.

Lawyers for Bishop Thomas W. Weeks III also said their client is denying that he and Bynum have been separated, with no contact since June. The response was filed Wednesday in Gwinnett County Superior Court. Like Bynum, Weeks is seeking "relief" in the divorce--alimony or other support granted by the court.

What's he so worried about? If his "ah-NOIN-t'n'" is truly from God, then He will cause the wealth to start falling like latter rain on the "Bishop." Of course, when your meal ticket makes twice what you do, and you all of a sudden lose her income...

Cheer up, "Bishop." Just claim your seed, sow it into the ministry of one of your charlatan buddies, and you'll be singing "Money Comin'" once again!

Weeks gets divorce papers from Bynum

"Bishop" Thomas Weeks III and Profitess "Prophetess" Juanita Bynum have gotten one step closer to divorce, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution:

Lawyers for Thomas W. Weeks III said Monday they have been formally notified that national evangelist Juanita Bynum has filed for divorce.

A lawyer for Juanita Bynum has made contact with the firm.

"He is unhappy about that," said Weeks' attorney, Louis Tesser, of Kessler, Schwarz and Solomiany. "He would like to remain married."

Yeah, it's gonna be pretty lonely for TommyBoy at night, trying to sing "Money Comin'" all alone without his meal ticket lead singer. Meanwhile, what was the "prophetess" doing? Attending a presidential fund-raiser. And who will she be raising funds for? Barack Osama Obama, hosted by...OPRAH! Well, if you're gonna roll in the mud, ya might as well hang with the big hogs!

Bynum, 48, spent the weekend in California where she attended a fund-raiser for presidential candidate Barack Obama. The party was held at Oprah Winfrey's estate.

Ah yes, "The Gospel According to Oprah!" You know, the one where Jesus is NOT the only was to the Father, and that everybody--Buddhists, Hindus, Muslims--goes to Heaven, taking their own way.