16 March 2007

Uh....there's a reason they call it "prison"...

Richard Hatch (No, not "Apollo" from the original "Battlestar Galactica". The guy from "Survivor") says, through tear-stained eyes that life in the Graybar Hotel ain't no day in the park:
"We were all in a small room - 52 people: child molesters, murderers, rapists and me," he recalls. "For six months I never left that room. There were no doors, no privacy. There were two TVs in that room, so I lived all day long with `Jerry Springer' blaring."
But that's not the best part! What makes this even more barbaric is the fact that, just like everybody else in prison, this guy "didn't do it!"
"I don't apologize for anything," says Hatch, who said he is looking forward to returning to his home and family in Rhode Island. "I didn't do anything wrong."
Uh, yeah ya did. You see, they have these things in this country called "tax laws", that say that when you get a check for, oh, say, A MILLION DOLLARS, you have to give some of that to the government. Just like everybody else in the USA. Sheesh!!

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