21 August 2009

The Friday Stoopid: Breaking news about the President!!!


According to anonymous sources, at approximately 9:35 a.m. this morning, President Barack Obama blew his nose. It has not been disclosed whether he used one tissue or two, and information pertaining to the brand of tissue he used is being kept confidential. More details are forthcoming, and full coverage can be found at NBC Nightly News.
Is it just me, or is the mainstream media's doe-eyed fascination with All Things Obama getting waaaayyyy out of hand? It seems like there isn't a week that goes by without some gear in the Obama spin machine trumpeting their "EXCLUSIVE LOOK INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!"

Ummmmm......if every network takes you "inside the White House," how "exclusive" can it be? And maybe--just maybe--if these mouthpieces for the liberal way actually considered the presidency of the United States to be a serious position, and maybe--just maybe--if President Obama didn't keep himself busy cozying up to Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood, and maybe--just maybe--if people understood the mistake this country made last November by electing a man to the highest office in the land--a man who had no experience and who has no business governing this country then maybe--just maybe--we can actually get something done.

And who cares what kind of shorts Michelle Obama wears???? She was in Arizona in August. Hellllloooo!!!!

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