13 June 2009

"President Obama, You Scare Me!!"



If you receive an email that says something to the effect of "Obama scares Proctor and Gamble President" or "Lou Pritchett scared of Obama," and read the following--don't bother Snopes-ing it, it's true.

Lou Pritchett (the president of Proctor and Gamble) tried to send a letter to the NY Slimes about Barack Obama (president of the People's Republic of Obama United States of America). And, considering that the NY Slimes is a grand a bastion of free speech (Excuse me, do I have some sarcasm dripping off my lips?), they decided that since this letter was unfriendly to their Messiah they could not publish it.

End of story, right?

WRONG!!!!!

Mr. Pritchett did what many Americans USED to do a long time ago: he took matters into his own hands, and made the letter available on the internet, for EVERYBODY to see--not just the snobbish elite who think the NY Slimes is still relevant.

Here, then, is the letter from Lou Pritchett to B. Hussein bin-Obama:

Dear President Obama:

You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me.

You scare me because after months of exposure, I know nothing about you.

You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive Ivy League education, your upscale lifestyle and housing with no visible signs of support.

You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up in America and culturally you are not an American.

You scare me because you have never run a company or met a payroll.

You scare me because you have never had military experience, thus don’t understand it at its core.

You scare me because you lack humility and ‘class’, always blaming others.

You scare me because for over half your life you have aligned yourself with radical extremists who hate America and you refuse to publicly denounce these radicals who wish to see America fail.

You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the ‘blame America’ crowd and deliver this message abroad.

You scare me because you want to change America to a European style country where the government sector dominates instead of the private sector.

You scare me because you want to replace our health care system with a government controlled one.

You scare me because you prefer ‘wind mills’ to responsibly capitalizing on our own vast oil, coal and shale reserves.

You scare me because you want to kill the American capitalist goose that lays the golden egg which provides the highest standard of living in the world.

You scare me because you have begun to use ‘extortion’ tactics against certain banks and corporations.

You scare me because your own political party shrinks from challenging you on your wild and irresponsible spending proposals.

You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider opposing points of view from intelligent people.

You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both omnipotent and omniscient.

You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on everything you do.

You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the Limbaughs, Hannitys, O’Relllys and Becks who offer opposing, conservative points of view.

You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing.

Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years.

Lou Pritchett"

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