The Goracle speaks!

Noel Sheppard over at Newsbusters has a clear analysis of a column by the NYT's Nicholas Kristof about AlGore. The High Priest of Carbon Offsets is quoted as saying:

''We are now treating the Earth's atmosphere as an open sewer,'' he said, and encouraged young people to engage in peaceful protests to block major new carbon sources.

''I can't understand why there aren't rings of young people blocking bulldozers,'' Mr. Gore said, ''and preventing them from constructing coal-fired power plants.''

Um, maybe because kids these days don't want to die in the name of junk science. Maybe Mr. AlGore ought to stand in front of a bulldozer. Oh, that's right. Gore's a liberal, and liberals don't believe in practicing what they tell other people to do. Ain't that right, Mr. $1300/month electric bill.

Oh, but he buys carbon offsets. Know what a carbon offset is? It's ordering a Big Mac, a supersize order of fries, two apple pies, and a Diet Coke. Carbon offsets are like the Diet Coke .

UPDATE: Mr. Gore doth not as he speaketh (via Dissident News).