Nifong--rhymes with "dead wrong", "long gone", "ding-dong"...

Uh oh, poor Mikey. He's fixin' to get his head handed to him by the NC Bar Association. Can't wait till he gets his 15 minutes to cry his heart out on Oprah, his sympathetic interview with Katie Couric, and a pat on the back from Matt Lauer on the Today show. Maybe he can join a reputable law firm, filled with men and women of integrity. Like, maybe, Rose Law Firm in Arkansas?