24 March 2008

Both Oral Roberts teams crushed in NCAA's

The men's and women's teams from Oral Roberts University failed to confess their victory over superior teams, and were crushed under the wheels of their respective buses, losing both games by a combined 58 points.

Men:
Pitt 82, Oral Roberts 63

Women:
Tennessee 94, Oral Roberts 55

Granted, the star of the ORU women's team got injured early. But couldn't they have "confessed" her healing, and claimed the victory?

Eh, not so much.