5) Chicago Bears

Da Bears! Ditka, Sweetness, Samurai Mike. The numbers look cool, too!
4) Green Bay Packers

Just the right shades of green and gold. It even looked good on Nitschke.
3) Pittsburgh Steelers

Black and gold! The Terrible Towel. And leave the left side of the helmet blank. It's unique.
2) Dallas Cowboys

The team that put silver lame' on big, huge men and never questioned their masculinity.
1) Oakland Raiders

Are you kidding me? Raider Nation would tear down the Colesium and burn Oak-town if Al Davis even thought of changing anything. What would Darth Raider do?