13 March 2007

Next, on "Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom"

Hello, this is Marlon Perkins. Today, I will bring you footage of Democrats eating their own. It comes to us from Lorie Byrd over at Wizbang, and she smuggled the footage out of Matt Drudge's website. Battles of this magnitude can be quite brutal, so you may want to shield your children from this carnage:
"Why shouldn't the black community ask questions? Are we now being told, 'You all just shut up?'" Sharpton told CBS 2's Marcia Kramer Monday. "Senator Obama and I agree that the war is wrong, but then I want to know why he went to Connecticut and helped [Sen. Joseph] Lieberman, the biggest supporter of the war."
Ouch! Ooh, that had to hurt! But, the most stinging blow has to be when they swing for the wallet:
Political pundits say Obama is anxious for Sharpton's support because it could hurt Hillary Clinton and help Obama raise money. "At this stage of the game, it's all about the money and I think you're going to see the candidates with the biggest fund raising making it through the end of the year," Political Consultant Joseph Mercurio said.
Well, I hope you've enjoyed this glimpse into the savage land that is the Democratic party politics. Join us next time when we look at how the Hildabeast disguises herself as an African-American to finagle votes out of them. So long, everybody!!