This makes it official: It's illegal to be Republican.William "The Fridge" Jefferson, "Dingy" Harry Reid, and anybody named "Kennedy" won't ever have to worry about paying their debt to society for the crimes they commit, like child rape, drowning women, or taking illegal bribes. But, if you're a Republican, and you get a ticket for letting that parking meter expire, you better get a good lawyer and resign your seat!
Since Teddy Kennedy walked away from a dead girl with only a wrist slap (which was knocked down to a mild talking-to, plus time served: zero), Democrats have apparently become a protected class in America, immune from criminal prosecution no matter what they do.
As a result, Democrats have run wild, accepting bribes, destroying classified information, lying under oath, molesting interns, driving under the influence, obstructing justice and engaging in sex with underage girls, among other things.
Meanwhile, conservatives of any importance constantly have to spend millions of dollars defending themselves from utterly frivolous criminal prosecutions. Everything is illegal, but only Republicans get prosecuted.
THUS SWEARETH QUEEN NANCY!!!!