21 December 2006

How the (hate-filled, left-wing) Grinch tried to steal Christmas

There is a post over at the Mudville Gazette, where they have adapted the classic Dr. Seuss story to mirror the feelings that most modern-day liberals hold toward Christmas. It truly is a must-read. Here's a teaser:

The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think the most likely reason of all
Was his heart (or something) was two sizes too small.

But, Whatever the reason, His heart or his shoes,
When Hanukah came he hated the Jews,
On Christmas his hate spread throughout his views
to Christians, Republicans, and right wingers too!

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